https://stillnotquite.com Still Not Quite Sun, 22 Sep 2019 21:20:00 +0000 https://stillnotquite.com en https://stillnotquite.com/Lucid-Dream-Studio Sun, 22 Sep 2019 21:10:43 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Lucid-Dream-Studio Lucid Dream Studio BY Strategy Industries £30/h at the studio £100 per 8h (introductory offer) Permanent implant to take home (brain) - consultation only Strategy Industries has created the first computer integrating science_technology. It allows you to work whilst dreaming, creatively focusing, sustainably and productively. No more wasting time with stupid dreams - wake up fresh and with lots of work done! Nano chip connected to brain circuits that activates with the REM phase. <img width="788" height="1052" width_o="788" height_o="1052" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d4a78d411762d0b2e84971502455f0d5d17c4a55cc7752f4b945de0cf4a90b2a/Lucid-Dreaming144x.png" data-mid="52576095" border="0" data-scale="44" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/788/i/d4a78d411762d0b2e84971502455f0d5d17c4a55cc7752f4b945de0cf4a90b2a/Lucid-Dreaming144x.png" /> <img width="548" height="798" width_o="548" height_o="798" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0981bb6b2b72aa55cbc7cbdc2c9373846ba9a7d818d9657c8a181adb52ce1272/Lucid-Dream.png" data-mid="52669181" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/548/i/0981bb6b2b72aa55cbc7cbdc2c9373846ba9a7d818d9657c8a181adb52ce1272/Lucid-Dream.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: xyz_Patricia ︎︎︎︎︎ I’M A NEW SHAKESPEARE Me and my producer were having some troubles with the last couple of beats for my last EP “Aint no Patricia” The amount of creativity you get from this state of trance is insane. I immediately started to rap some madness, words were just coming out of my mouth. Must say Craig (my Prod.) was less impressed, byt he’s also a massive stoner, so I guess it had less effect on him! Well, you guys are gonna tel me how good dreams studio is when you will hear my album. FIRE! Would you recommend it? YES https://stillnotquite.com/Finally-Peace-Suit Sun, 22 Sep 2019 21:20:00 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Finally-Peace-Suit Finally Peace SuitBY AlIndustries £4000 per year BETA VERSIONFirstly, you get a chip inserted by our trusty government. The advantages you get are insane! Follow a class from anywhere Never feel/be alone anymore Very private conversations “Now we can talk without any language!” - future user PRO VERSIONTired of overwhelming advertisements and abundance of choice? WE HAVE A SOLUTION!Our complete, Finally Pease Suit features Finally able to sleep No more nagging neighbours When you want to contact the loved ones just open the zip <img width="1191" height="1684" width_o="1191" height_o="1684" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/662d28a8d0605ceebc17d2b7c45dd8c78055b18bc242d93491863e01ff3793c9/Finally-Peace144x.png" data-mid="52576459" border="0" data-scale="57" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/662d28a8d0605ceebc17d2b7c45dd8c78055b18bc242d93491863e01ff3793c9/Finally-Peace144x.png" /> <img width="624" height="1000" width_o="624" height_o="1000" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/364b48a4a9ba6da4e96b26d45cf77ab4fde0a2fb95534303647efefa45b0f81f/FInally-Peace.png" data-mid="52669153" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/624/i/364b48a4a9ba6da4e96b26d45cf77ab4fde0a2fb95534303647efefa45b0f81f/FInally-Peace.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: user ︎︎︎︎︎ Not trusting that gov to insert anything on my brain, might turn into a controlling device, but good idea to begin with. Keep developing, you might be onto something! Would you recommend it? NO https://stillnotquite.com/Unclear Sat, 06 Apr 2019 16:47:32 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Unclear In January 2017,citizens of Wroclaw, the fifth biggest city in Poland, have been warned to stay indoors as much as possible, shut their windows and limit the time spent outdoors. During these days the levels of pollution in the city were 6 times higher than the EU limits, and surpassed famously polluted cities like Beijing.Schools kept their doors closed and the grey, thick fog that covered the city limited aeroplanes traffic and filtered the sunlight. These levels of air pollution occur regularly during the long Polish winters, and the country's government, which heavily relies on coal to sustain the fastest-growing economy in Europe, doesn't seem to be very keen on intervening. What if those days in January 2017 would become the new normal? What if the air outside was so polluted it would be actually dangerous to spend time outdoors? How would your weekly football match, your Saturday night scroll, your daily commute be affected? &nbsp; Still Not Quite's research team travelled to Wroclaw to engage with locals and ask them: what would you do if you couldn't enjoy outdoor spaces anymore? https://stillnotquite.com/Kamuflator-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:56:27 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Kamuflator-1 Kamuflator By: Rumcajs from Nadodrze £20-50 Universal camouflage wear. Perfect for a common thief, police officers and hobbyist bird-watchers. To use outside (because indoors it might be too warm). Features:-smoke-like pattern-lenses from grey, non-reflective glass -a fashionable hat <img width="395" height="527" width_o="395" height_o="527" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/068b2691f769c3eb22d0aace96b8ce2b85c75c034deb103d91c1f2a9a393caa2/Kamuflator-100.jpg" data-mid="39557376" border="0" data-scale="50" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/395/i/068b2691f769c3eb22d0aace96b8ce2b85c75c034deb103d91c1f2a9a393caa2/Kamuflator-100.jpg" /> <img width="404" height="910" width_o="404" height_o="910" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/2b50786636bea8becbbe21fe173b33e9f7829cc5548d64ea986814ab03f22b45/kamuflator.png" data-mid="39557367" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/404/i/2b50786636bea8becbbe21fe173b33e9f7829cc5548d64ea986814ab03f22b45/kamuflator.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEWby: fashun_victim ︎︎︎︎︎ NEW FASHION STATEMENT All my friends were in awe when to this season's Warsaw Fashion Week I wore the new Kamuflator. The smog is the new black and it's the most fashionable accessory this year. Would you recommend it?&nbsp; YES https://stillnotquite.com/Home-Like-In-The-Old-Days-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:47:51 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Home-Like-In-The-Old-Days-1 Home Like In The Old Days &nbsp;By: Windows Drutex Price upon request Bring back the memories of your childhood!Your children deserve the real home...HOME LIKE IN THE OLD DAYS!!! Under the dome from our smog-resistant glass Drutex (R), you'll build the future inspired by the past. - we guarantee the environment untouched by smog-clear air-a simulator of the sun/moon (length of day and night regulated according to your taste)-option to play and relax in the fresh air-fresh vegetables and fruit straight from the tree-under the dome, all animals feel good, even those of the old breeds! -compatible with Rain on Demand and other inventions of the future <img width="717" height="759" width_o="717" height_o="759" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/8389971e3111e19246eb17487bd8d8057a54ee71ba84f10d7f2ae0e08537f027/House-Old-Times.png" data-mid="39556573" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/717/i/8389971e3111e19246eb17487bd8d8057a54ee71ba84f10d7f2ae0e08537f027/House-Old-Times.png" /> <img width="789" height="1052" width_o="789" height_o="1052" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b820d5a8d58cb3c510800e4ac9a22f1c78f155b7558e7cf549666e06200ff14d/S-Home-Like-From-The-Old-Times144x-100.jpg" data-mid="39556574" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/789/i/b820d5a8d58cb3c510800e4ac9a22f1c78f155b7558e7cf549666e06200ff14d/S-Home-Like-From-The-Old-Times144x-100.jpg" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: Saranda ︎︎︎︎︎ GREAT IDEA! Super! Finally, I feel like in the old days! Fruit and veg taste like from my grandma's garden. Looking at the sun I feel like I'm laying on the Carribean beach! I'd recommend it to anyone. Give yourself the chance to go back to childhood memories! Would you recommend it?&nbsp; YES https://stillnotquite.com/Rain-On-Demand-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:42:36 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Rain-On-Demand-1 Rain On Demand &nbsp;By: Aquamafia ₿ 1000 Is it hard to breathe in your city? Is your luxurious resort going bankrupt due to the lack of clean air? Wanna take a girl on a date to a park, but you simply just can't? Our experts can help! For a negotiable sum, we will install rain-generating pylons even at your front porch! Due to a complicated, patented technology (that you don't want to get into details of - leave it to us, the professionals!) the machine accumulates clouds and showers you with this glorious, once hated, now truly waited for rain, cleaning up the air, the ground and giving you the chance for this deep, refreshing breath. * The water needed to generate the rain is sourced from others, less wealthy/needing regions. <img width="395" height="526" width_o="395" height_o="526" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/be3c6421f8048cd2ce7cbc01e21d4d7bcd944ae9c67aeb4dd8ea4615fd392e7c/Rain-On-Demand-100.jpg" data-mid="39555690" border="0" data-scale="63" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/395/i/be3c6421f8048cd2ce7cbc01e21d4d7bcd944ae9c67aeb4dd8ea4615fd392e7c/Rain-On-Demand-100.jpg" /> <img width="340" height="1078" width_o="340" height_o="1078" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/10b71a31ec372b89608e66eadaceefd20aa6d5662b6d2f29c78cbcbe93c8f230/Rain-On-Demand-model.png" data-mid="39555609" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/340/i/10b71a31ec372b89608e66eadaceefd20aa6d5662b6d2f29c78cbcbe93c8f230/Rain-On-Demand-model.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: anonymous ︎︎︎︎︎ WOOOOOO I'd recommend it to anyone! Rain is awesome, it's a great initiative and idea to use surplus water that goes to waste! I think I'm gonna make myself a Week Of Rain. Would you recommend it?&nbsp; YES https://stillnotquite.com/Anti-Smog-Mask Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:53:15 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Anti-Smog-Mask Anti-Smog mask with Vision and Sound filter "Java Dream" By: Clear Sky Dream Corp £100 Mask comes in summer and winter versions (with a warm hat) and is pow- ered by a super nano-computer. It allows you to see and hear the city like from your dreams - without smog, dark dust, noise - straight from a fairy- tale! - Nano-computer, with a help of cameras and sensors, cleans the vision from the effects of smog. Trees are green, air clean, sky blue.- The headphones build the sound aura - the singing of the birds, noises of insects, swooshing of the leaves.- Mouth is open, you can eat :)- Mask is charging thanks to the warmth of user's face- Modes to choose from - seasons, weather - The form custom-made to order <img width="343" height="394" width_o="343" height_o="394" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/60e6854ec7531f0d5d1618701b738d7d72063fa52a9462ea591e22d8a4461ef8/Vr-Mask.png" data-mid="39557136" border="0" data-scale="88" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/343/i/60e6854ec7531f0d5d1618701b738d7d72063fa52a9462ea591e22d8a4461ef8/Vr-Mask.png" /> <img width="789" height="1051" width_o="789" height_o="1051" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5ad97b9a0837fe9a9b651e09db5870ffc1231dfeb6fd8fdf761b4528465b73b5/S-VR-Mask144x-100.jpg" data-mid="39557211" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/789/i/5ad97b9a0837fe9a9b651e09db5870ffc1231dfeb6fd8fdf761b4528465b73b5/S-VR-Mask144x-100.jpg" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: Jola ︎︎︎︎︎ SYMPTOM TREATMENT From one side it's a nice mask, but it only distracts you from what's real, and what's real isn't good. It doesn't help, it only deals with improving your immediate wellbeing, doesn't tackle the problem at all. However, if you really can't change anything, it can give you a nice, pleasant illusion. It's all just smoke and mirrors tho. Would you recommend it?&nbsp; YES https://stillnotquite.com/Hairplant-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:40:38 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Hairplant-1 Hairplant &nbsp;By: Fatalka £ 350 Hairplant is an innovative solution to all your problems! A glass aquarium, placed on your head, is filled with genetically modified plants, which produce oxygen not only during the day but also at night - you can finally go camping! Moreover, your breath naturally humidifies the plants, thanks to what you don't ever have to take it off, to water them. The only thing left is just breathing! *Nobody has been brave enough to go away to test it, but we suspect that it will also be a great gear to go diving with! <img width="789" height="1052" width_o="789" height_o="1052" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4bdd3d808fb7d7000380de4bdb0ff46f1268c67e9c328c1a4806cafd834f82fb/S-Hairplant144x-100.jpg" data-mid="39555256" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/789/i/4bdd3d808fb7d7000380de4bdb0ff46f1268c67e9c328c1a4806cafd834f82fb/S-Hairplant144x-100.jpg" /> <img width="963" height="872" width_o="963" height_o="872" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c07b4ff79f731cc1c3bae3b7551b10b20207712d662f946bd17ec63a0ed1af19/Harplant.png" data-mid="39555219" border="0" data-scale="68" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/963/i/c07b4ff79f731cc1c3bae3b7551b10b20207712d662f946bd17ec63a0ed1af19/Harplant.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: Donatella ︎︎︎︎︎ COMPLETELY THOUGHTLESS!! This piece of garbage has ruined my business. I'm a hat maker and in two months my business went to fuck itself. Outrageous!!! Would you recommend it?&nbsp; NO https://stillnotquite.com/Grey-Diamond-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:37:19 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/Grey-Diamond-1 Grey Diamond &nbsp;By: Fog Lux £ 2000 Would you like to propose with a ring, that's more than just a pretty piece of metal? Now you have a chance!!! FogLux has patented a new technology that condenses smog from the city of your choice, transforming it into a unique, grey diamond (the purity scale is reversed here, the less transparent the denser, more expensive stone). Symbolic, Grey Diamond is a new classic - it's the luxury and sentiment of our times. <img width="789" height="1052" width_o="789" height_o="1052" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/24d96787e2ebca88b4cbc8a2b73f8b6a861f3c9e966cf1e5f3444f98db541659/S-Grey-Diamond144x-100.jpg" data-mid="39554999" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/789/i/24d96787e2ebca88b4cbc8a2b73f8b6a861f3c9e966cf1e5f3444f98db541659/S-Grey-Diamond144x-100.jpg" /> <img width="338" height="398" width_o="338" height_o="398" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9b8dc75821ca77c7689e05fd077e8a09f2e48a7e3282933423b0c34569302aab/Ring.png" data-mid="39554997" border="0" data-scale="47" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/338/i/9b8dc75821ca77c7689e05fd077e8a09f2e48a7e3282933423b0c34569302aab/Ring.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: kevin_69 ︎︎︎︎︎ I DON’T RECOMMEND! Hello, don't buy this! My gurlfriend don't want to be wive. She say it's garbage, no ring! She wants real diamonds, no smog crap. Guys, watchout, no worty! (spelling original) Would you recommend it?&nbsp; NO https://stillnotquite.com/The-Great-Vacuum-1 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 20:23:41 +0000 Still Not Quite https://stillnotquite.com/The-Great-Vacuum-1 The Great Vaccuum &nbsp;By: Erland Musket £ 25 000 000 The Great Sucker/Great Vacuum assumes at least 2 existing levels of Wrocław, from which the lower serves as a dumpster for all the impurities and dirt, about which no citizen wants to think about, nor has time to. We guarantee a complex and vast installation (the size depends on the size of the district) which sucks up all the polluted air, filters it, and then releases the clean air into the same area, as well to those in a bigger need. The energy needed to power the Great Sucker is 100% clean and comes from the solar panels surrounding the funnel, placed above the line of smog. Thanks to this solution, they are able to harvest the best possible efficiency in the given conditions. We warn, however, it can vary due to the material from which the given Dome is made of. <img width="789" height="1052" width_o="789" height_o="1052" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c41e76c7e3618a974e4a6611a0d52dff2a770f9fe0e81cad37cb8d6d3a605cfb/S-The-Great-Vaccuum144x-100.jpg" data-mid="39553928" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/789/i/c41e76c7e3618a974e4a6611a0d52dff2a770f9fe0e81cad37cb8d6d3a605cfb/S-The-Great-Vaccuum144x-100.jpg" /> <img width="945" height="847" width_o="945" height_o="847" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/feff085dd68c81debe8c0581f12dac466f3bdc97ccf2d3b721344080f182105f/Vaccuum.png" data-mid="39553927" border="0" data-scale="84" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/945/i/feff085dd68c81debe8c0581f12dac466f3bdc97ccf2d3b721344080f182105f/Vaccuum.png" /> 1 CUSTOMER REVIEW by: Roomba_XL ︎︎︎︎︎ SPLENDID EXPERIENCE! As a Mother of three asthmatic daughters I find this product/service abso- lutely amazing, it's the best invention of humankind. Thanks to the funding from the government and social services we managed to install this prod- uct in our district, and it truly has changed the life of myself, my family and my neighbours. It has given us fresh air!!! Would you recommend it?&nbsp; YES